The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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