Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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