Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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