Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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