i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
