Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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