Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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