that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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