yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You smell like stripper and shame
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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