Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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