Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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