Please, let me fuck your mom
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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