Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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