How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
handjob tips. give me some.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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