Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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