there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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