If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he thought i was a dude.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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