there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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