I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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