Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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