After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
nutella sex= disaster
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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