Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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