no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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