Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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