So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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