we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
