So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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