my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
