we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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