Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
No subtext here. People are naked.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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