Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
