I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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