Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm passing your future prison.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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