I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
birth control should be required to get into college
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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