Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
