Me. At least after what I've been through.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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