Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
