Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Still dying that you shit outside
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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