I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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