IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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