Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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