you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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