But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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