i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
