the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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