He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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