Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do herpes really smell.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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