he shaved USA in his pubs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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