So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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