CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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