Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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