sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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