haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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